Few understand a rat’s longing for cheese.
They’ll risk their lives for a bite. They’ll
run through fire, endure harsh winters, evade
traps, brooms, and snakes to get a glimpse.
Rats will stop at nothing to seize it.
Cheese is all they think about.
No matter the complexity of the maze,
they’ll spend days – going different ways,
just to get a taste. Nothing compares
to the alure of cheese. Its elusive nature
drives them mad. Rats will travel miles,
in any weather, swim in sewers,
wait in dumpsters, and even kill their kin
to eat coveted cheddar, feta, or whatever
they can find. Rats have lost friends, family,
time, and energy in their unrelenting pursuit.
On their journey, many rats passed on
before realizing the cheese was gone.
One day, after a lifetime of traveling,
an old rat broke off from the pack after
catching a whiff of ricotta. It followed
its nose despite signs of danger ahead.
It squeezed itself under the back door
and skittered across the kitchen floor.
It inched toward rogue pieces of cheese.
As it went to take a bite, four fangs sank
into its exposed back. The indignant cat
carried the bloody rat outside its home.
Empty-handed, the rat died alone.









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  1. tenzenmen Avatar

    When I got home yesterday my wife said there was a bad smell in our living, like something had died. I noticed it but it didn’t seem to be coming from anywhere in particular and there was nothing obvious in the room. Maybe it was something in the roof, I thought.

    This morning the smell was still there and my wife was still complaining about it so I thought to investigate a little further. I moved the one chair that I hadn’t bothered to look under yesterday and revealed a huge slowly dissolving rat!

    I’m guessing our cat brought it in as a nice fancy surprise gift and it may have fallen out as he tried to get it through the cat-flap as the rat was so big. A bit of chasing later and I guess the rat found it’s safe place away from the cat and it’s wounds forcing it to expire there.

    The fact there are big rats around mean there probably aren’t many snakes around. That’s a bonus…..I guess! Dreading the day the cat hauls a snake inside!

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    1. jmacthedream Avatar

      Oh my gosh. That sounds like a nightmare. That is one way for the cat to say that he loves you! Cats are such crazy creatures. Especially when they are hunting, they make the craziest clicking sounds. They’re instincts are insane. Hopefully, you were able to resolve that treacherous smell. Thank you for sharing your funny story!

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